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    Repiglican Roast

    A spirited discussion of public policy and current issues

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    I'm furious about my squandered nation.

    Monday, September 24, 2007

    Chimperor Bush to Skip U.N. Talks on Global Warming

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    Friday, September 07, 2007

    Moron President can't tell Austrailia from Austria

    President Bush listens as South Korean President Roh Moo-hyun, not pictured, makes a statement to reporters at the end of their meeting on the sidelines of the APEC summit in Sydney, Australia, Friday, Sept. 7, 2007. (AP Photo/Charles Dharapak)

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    Saturday, September 01, 2007

    Chimperor Bush says he Economy is fine

    U.S. stocks fell, retreating from the biggest weekly advance in five months, on concern mortgage defaults will stymie consumer spending.

    The Standard & Poor's 500 Index dropped after reports showed consumer confidence decreased the most since 2005 last month and home values had the steepest tumble in at least five years in June. Bank shares were the biggest drag on the index as investors speculated tighter credit markets will crimp their earnings.

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    Monday, July 09, 2007

    Bush uses privilege to deny ex-aides’ testimony and violate laws

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    House Judiciary Committee Chairman John Conyers offered a stinging response. “Contrary what the White House may believe, it is the Congress and the courts that will decide whether an invocation of executive privilege is valid, not the White House unilaterally,” the Michigan Democrat said in a statement.

    The exchange Monday was the latest step in a slow-motion legal waltz between the White House and lawmakers toward eventual contempt-of-Congress citations. If neither side yields, the matter could land in federal court.

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    Saturday, June 30, 2007

    Chimpy McFlightsuit Claims Israel is a Good Model for Iraq

    US President George W Bush has appealed for people to give his strategy in Iraq a chance - holding up Israel as a model for defining success there. He said America would like to see Iraq function as a democracy while dealing with violence - just as Israel does.http://coolaqua.blogs.com/coolaqua/images/dunce.jpg

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    Wednesday, June 13, 2007

    See Chimpy Get His Watch Stolen

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    Wednesday, June 06, 2007

    Chimpy McFlightsuit Rejects Greenhouse Gas Cuts

    German Chancellor Angela Merkel meets with George W. Bush at the G8 summit in Germany. Photo / Reuters
    Bush aiming to fondle the front fo Merkel this year.

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