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Thursday, October 26, 2006

Monotheism

Monotheism
Penis Worship. There are a number of varieties of Monotheism. Some of the main ones are best performed while on ones knees, though some sects express their beliefs bent over while grabbing their ankles (or other variants).
Also known as jismism.

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