Possible career Plans for Failed Senator and former Florida vote fixer
She can play Cruella Deville in the next Disney (which my religious right neighbors tell me is the GAY media conglomerate) remake of 101 Dalmations.
She wouldn't need any make up. And she has the personality without even acting. And if she spent her 10 million dollar inheritance on her campaign, as she claimed she would, she 'll work cheap.
The chimp in chief didn't hug or kiss her today when he was in Florida to exploit elderly people. Since I wouldn't allow either of them within 100 yards of my person, I can't even imagine why that is an issue, though new York Times reported it. But poor Harris, after fixing the 2000 election for Bush in Florida you think she'd at least get a hug.
posted by TheFuriousGourmet | 12:02 PM
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Yes, it's tragic.
But I suspect that Katherine Harris is really just a prop for Jeb Bush to suddenly appear as a "moderate" Senatorial candidate. Having Harris run follows the "lowered expectations" principle that Republicans have followed.
In other words, after seeing Harris as a candidate, Jeb Bush will look good in comparison. Florida Democrats will say: "Jeb Bush? That's not so bad. Compared to The Witch."
So I think that Katherine Harris as Senator was really phony baloney from the start. It is obvious that Jeb Bush is going to run, and has it in the bag. Are the Republicans really going to pass up a sure senate seat that Jeb Bush could win? Katherine Harris's "failed" attempt just makes him look better.
I am actually incredulous that the media has been so deficient in reporting this.
Does anyone really believe that Jeb Bush is really going to just "retire" after being term-limited out of the Florida Governship? That's quite impossible, unless his dumber brother gives him a big job in Washington.
Katherine Harris is a joke. Aside from her little feifdom in Redneck County, Florida, she couldn't get elected dog-catcher! The woman is a complete disgrace! A malfeasant traitor to the U.S. Constitution!
Proudly,
Jack W. Orf
Thanks Jack. This is a great analysis which finally makes the Harris candidacy make sense to me.
Though my head is imploding at the thought of Jeb Bush in the senate. No, I don't beleive he wil go away. Sadly, no Bush ever goes away.
Its interesting too that Pres. Bush just said, in his total unbiased opinion, that his brother might make a good president. Gee, what a surprise.
Jack W. Orf
Yeah, time to build your own Vomitorium or move to a civilized country, one with no Bushes
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