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Tuesday, September 25, 2007

Phonetic Notes For Moron Bush's UN Speech Accidentally Released

Bush's UN Speech Full of Fone-eh-tick Pronunciations for World Leaders

ronunciations for President Bush's friend French President Sarkozy "[sar-KOzee]" appeared in draft #20 on the UN website. Other pronunciations included the Mugabe "[moo-GAHbee] regime" and pronunciations for countries "Kyrgyzstan [KEYRgeez-stan]" and "Mauritania [moor-EH-tain-ee-a]."

Most leaders submit a text in advance, especially to help the many translators who simultaneously turn the speeches into more than half a dozen languages. The teleprompter also needs to be loaded with a copy of the President's words so it will appear on glass screens in front of the lectern.

Labels: Chimperor, Have another belt of Scotch you fucking imperial pretender, Idiot in Chief, Moron

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