Little Al, barely able to see above the podium, plays shoot 'em up at reporters

Administration officials believe very strongly that the program is lawful, said Mr. Gonzales, a main architect of the program as White House counsel and the biggest defender of its legality in a series of public pronouncements that began after the program was disclosed by The New York Times last December.

You thought Al "the short answer" GUNzales was part of the executive branch, didn't you?
You, like me, had no idea Al was not merely attorney general but also chief judge interpreting the laws of land as he violates them.