Hastert hospitalized for skin infection

Too many pork chops for this rotund, barking rottweiler, who plants unknowns at press conferences so they can ask him leading questions to which he responds with the usual lies and mischaracterizations structured to flatter him.
His skin is erupting much like a baboon's red swollen ass.

Seems just, though a mere good start.

No republican can stand a real questioning from the real press without getting a similar swelling, as though we have a real press other than the alternative one, and they aren't invited to staged press conferences.

Hastart is getting the best possible health care on the tax payer's dime, something he violently opposes.