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Tuesday, April 18, 2006

Happy Birthday to Me!

As I blow out my candles I'll be wishing for Bush to be impeached, for Cheney to be ridden out of town on a rail, after he's tarred and feathered and for Rumsfeld, Paul Wolfowitz and Richard Meyers to be tried for war crimes right along with Bush and Cheney.

I also wish someone would out Rove. And Falwell. And Jail Delay and Frist and Bob Ney and Rick Santorum.

What a grand and glorious birthday it would be.

3 Comments:

Anonymous said...: Happy birthday friend.; 9:33 AM
Anonymous said...: Happy Birthday!
I'll try to get you new government leaders for your birthday.
It might take a while...
-Brian; 11:52 AM
Anonymous said...: Happy Birthday Poet; 9:03 PM