Harris to Stay in Race for Senate Seat

After all, they have Diebold. How can she lose?
And she personally purged tens of thousands of democrats from the voter rolls. Lovely woman.
And if she does lose, say the UN monitors the elections and prevents the repiglikkkans from stealing it, she can star in the sequel to Transamerica and not even need all that plastic make up to make her look like a man looking like a woman. Though the sequel can't possibly be nearly as good as the original.
Jeb Bush has even stranger tastes in mistresses than Bill Clinton.