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Thursday, November 10, 2005

The Wonderful, Quotable Randi Rhodes

QUOTABLE RANDI

KANSAS SCHOOL BOARD - "Doctor, my heart is attacking me. / Well, it must be haunted. / What do I do? / Pray."

"Kansas, preparing young minds for the high tech jobs of 1652."

PENN. SCHOOL BOARD - "Does this mean that Pennsylvania is more highly evolved or more intelligently designed than Kansas? Yes, yes it does."

WHITE HOUSE ETHICS TRAINING - "What's the next best thing to simply hiring ethical people? Explain to the crooks and liars you hired instead how ethical people would act."

"Bush's answer to TraitorGate is to have his work wife Harriet Miers wag her finger at a room full of war criminals."

RAPTURE RIGHT - "Since when does Jesus side with rich, greedy warmongers?"

"They stole the Jesus! They take away faith and make their version of God a fact."

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